domestic conversation

"Do you have your sleeping bag?"

"We have sleeping bags?"

"Yes, with the camping stuff"

"We have camping stuff?"
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"OK, here's the plastic dishes and metal coffee pot"

"Where did that come from?"

"It was with the camping stuff?"

"We have camping stuff? Where?"

"In the attic closet"

""No sh..."

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"There's one of those pad things for under the sleeping bag if you want it"

"Where?"

"Tell me you're kidding"

"With the camping stuff, right?"

"Right"

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"Where did we get all this camping stuff?"

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sigh
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