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Tuesday, January 6

through the mail slot

I got 3 pieces of mail yesterday.

The usual alumni money plea from my college bearing a picture of a campus I would not recognize if I was plopped in the center of it and asked to name where I was.

A postcard from the neighborhood fitness center bearing a picture of a 90 yr old man with great abs and the caption "Aging Gracefully?"

A pamphlet from the Scooter Store.

When did I stop getting stuff from Victoria's Secret and get on the geriatric mailng list? Who turned me in? AARP? They know everything.

Thank God I renewed my subscription to Rolling Stone.